Ready to quack up in 2025?
If you’re sliding into DMs, posting the perfect Instagram caption, or just trying to ruffle some feathers with wordplay, duck puns are flying back into the spotlight!
From flirty one-liners to cheesy dad jokes, this collection of over 600 duck puns is your ultimate wingman.
With humor that’s freshly hatched for 2025, you’ll be waddling through laughter, charm, and just the right amount of cringe.
Scroll down and get ready to duck and giggle — pun intended!
Funny Duck Puns
🦆 I’m not trying to ruffle feathers, but you’re totally quack-tastic
🦆 You’re the waddle to my paddle
🦆 I beak-lieve we were meant to be
🦆 You quack me up every time
🦆 Don’t be such a ducking drama queen
🦆 I’m just winging it today
🦆 You’re duck-lightful company
🦆 You’ve got me all quacked up inside
🦆 Let’s take this pond-emonium to the next level
🦆 What the duck did I do to deserve you?
🦆 I’ve got bills… and they’re all for buying more ducks
🦆 I’m feeling fowl-midable today
🦆 You really know how to goose my heart
🦆 Duck yeah, you’re amazing
🦆 Let’s just float through life together
Duck Puns Funny
🦆 No one ruffles my feathers like you do
🦆 You’re one fine feathered friend
🦆 Let’s hatch a plan to hang out
🦆 I’m not chicken, I’m just ducking awesome
🦆 Quack open a cold one with me
🦆 I’m feeling a little ducky today
🦆 You’re the duckiest thing I’ve ever seen
🦆 Ducks before bucks
🦆 Duck to the future
🦆 Just wing it, like a duck
🦆 You’re so fly it’s un-beak-lievable
🦆 Waddle I do without you?
🦆 Quack up or shut up
🦆 I ducking love you
🦆 Don’t be such a quack-pot
Short Duck Puns
🦆 Quack attack
🦆 Duck yeah
🦆 Waddle on
🦆 Quackin’ up
🦆 Duck it
🦆 Just beak-cause
🦆 Wingin’ it
🦆 Fowl play
🦆 Bill-ieve it
🦆 Beak to basics
🦆 Quack vibes only
🦆 Pond life
🦆 Duck vibes
🦆 Feather weather
🦆 Splash zone
Rubber Duck Puns
🛁 You’re my tub-time treasure
🛁 I’m stuck on you like soap on a duck
🛁 Let’s float away together
🛁 You make bath time quacktastic
🛁 Bubble up, buttercup
🛁 You’re squeaky clean and sweet
🛁 Rubber side up, let’s go!
🛁 You’re the squeak to my heart
🛁 I can’t let you float away
🛁 You’re my bath-time buddy
🛁 Duck in the tub, love in the air
🛁 You make my heart go splish splash
🛁 Soap-er cute together
🛁 This love is squeaky fresh
🛁 You’ve got me soaking in love
Duck Puns One-Liners
🦆 My love for you is like a duck pond—deep and full of bread
🦆 I’m just here to quack you up
🦆 You’re so fly, ducks get jealous
🦆 We’re all a little ducked up
🦆 If you were a duck, you’d be quack-tivating
🦆 Stop ducking around and love me
🦆 Duck off, I’m in love
🦆 Just duck it and kiss me
🦆 Beak my heart again and I’ll waddle away
🦆 I bill-ieve in our love
🦆 You’re the cutest fowl I know
🦆 Ducks don’t lie, and neither do I
🦆 I may look calm, but I’m paddling like mad inside for you
🦆 You’re un-flappin’-believable
Cute Duck Puns
🦆 You’re the feather to my wing
🦆 I’m quackers for you
🦆 You’re pond-erful
🦆 We make the perfect flock
🦆 Just ducking adorable
🦆 You make my heart do the ducky dance
🦆 Let’s wadd-le into love
🦆 Love you down to every feather
🦆 You’re one egg-stra special duck
🦆 Beak-cause I care
🦆 You make my heart soar like a mallard
🦆 Our love is anything but fowl
🦆 So ducking sweet
🦆 You’re all I could ever feather want
🦆 I’m beak-ing with love
Duck Puns One Liners
🦆 Duck up and kiss me already
🦆 I’m not a goose, but I’m down
🦆 Feeling fowl but fabulous
🦆 Just here to ruffle your heart
🦆 We’re paddling through love
🦆 I’ve got a bill with your name on it
🦆 I’ll never duck out on you
🦆 Life’s just better with ducks
🦆 You’re my main quack
🦆 Feather or not, here I come
🦆 You’ve got me waddling in circles
🦆 Love you like ducks love puddles
🦆 You bring the splash to my soul
🦆 Every day’s a ducking good day with you
🦆 I’m flipping for your feathers
Duck Puns Names
🦆 Quack Nicholson
🦆 Duck Norris
🦆 Bill Nye the Science Fly
🦆 Feather Locklear
🦆 Mallard Monroe
🦆 James Pond
🦆 Drake Quackson
🦆 Eggward Scissorbeak
🦆 Beakoncé
🦆 Waddles McFeathers
🦆 Quackson Pollock
🦆 Cluck Norris
🦆 Sir Quacks-a-lot
🦆 Duck Vader
🦆 Mother Ducker
Duck Puns for Kids
🦆 Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
🦆 What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries!
🦆 What do ducks carry school stuff in? Quack-packs!
🦆 Waddle I do without you?
🦆 You’re my favorite little duckling
🦆 Let’s have a duck-lightful day!
🦆 I beak-lieve in you
🦆 You’re quack-tastic, kiddo!
🦆 Duck, duck… best kid ever!
🦆 You’re a splash of sunshine
🦆 Have a quacking great day!
🦆 You’re one lucky duck
🦆 That’s egg-stra funny!
🦆 Quack up, you’re awesome
🦆 You make bath time the best time!
Conclusion
Whether you’re looking to make someone laugh, share some bath-time fun, or just bring a little feathered joy into your day, duck puns are always a splash hit.
They’re light-hearted, family-friendly, and full of personality—just like ducks themselves!
From funny one-liners to adorable names and jokes perfect for kids, there’s a duck pun here for everyone.
So next time you’re feeling a little down, just remember: everything’s better when you quack a smile.
